Prezenting: GEORG KARL INNE de KAAANTOR IV^0

Ladies and Gentlemen! The Larry, Kurly and Moebius Strippe Klubbe is honored to present GEORG KARL INNE de KAAANTOR IV^0 – Aleph Uber Philosopher- Mathematician-King and Particle-Time Stand-Up, Hard-Up Kozmedician , Quoir Boy and Schlemiel. Give him a warm welcome, folks. Make him feel right at home.

de Kantor's imitation of Whodini is unparalleled. The Larry, Kurly and Moebius Strippe Klubbe defies you not to be amazed watching this guy pull Schroedillinger's rho bust pu…er, that is...cat out of/into Bozo(n-1)! von Kloen's bottle dead and alive with both of your hands entangled behind his back and herd it!

There, then. That ought to be as many pathetic attempts to be clever as can be crammed into any short piece of writing.

Are we over it? Can we get serious now?

Doreen Ellen Bell-Dotan, Tzfat, Israel
DoreenDotan@gmail.com