Biometric Data

If this unprecedented invasion of privacy passes and becomes law and the government requires us to give them very personal biometric information on threat of imprisonment and not being issued an Israeli ID card or passport for noncompliance, then I say comply! And how!

Eat a lot of whole chummus (chick peas) or beans before you go to the Ministry of the Interior.

When it's your turn to be fingerprinted and scanned present them with (large) samples of your feces, sperm samples, used tampons and sanitary pads. If you have a vaginal infection, by all means, bring them a smear or just cut the crotch out of your underwear after you've worn them all day and present them with that. Bring your tissues after you've blown your nose. Do you cough up a nice big "clam" in the morning? Good! Bring it along too.

Flood their offices with letters containing clippings of your pubic hair. Find out which of the religious MKs are supporting this and send them letters with fingernail clippings in them (they're very superstitious about that).

Fill the offices of the Ministry of the Interior and with as much internal biometric data as you can excrete. How's that for internal security?

Let's all be good citizens and give them more than they ask for. Isn't that what's expected of loyal citizens after all?

Doreen Ellen Bell-Dotan, Tzfat, Israel
DoreenDotan@gmail.com