Was Sir Winston Churchill Jewish?

According to " JEW WATCH", Sir Winston Churchill's mother was Jenny Jerome, the daughter of a Jewish father who changed his name from Jacobson to Jerome.
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Much discussion has been devoted to trying to vet this claim.

Here's the real low-down:

"Winston Churchill", born Zalman Zelig, was the illegitimate son of the Pitchifkisser Rebbe, Reb Mendelbrot Schulhill , and Yenta Glitshik neé Hartsvaitik.

He behaved like the little mamzer that he was and was kicked out of yeshivah before obtaining smikhah.

He was banished in disgrace from Kareninatevkah, the shtetl in the Ukraine wherein he was born.

He arrived in London with one peckle to his name, his gonsa fameigins, and a pitetchy attitude.

He began his career selling schmatas and chachkes from a pushcart. Alte zakhen! Alte schiach! Eventually, he created an empire of department stores that came to be known as Marx & Finster.

He changed his name from Zalman Zelig Schulhill to Winston Churchill and, when asked what his religious affiliation was, he began to answer "goi".

After his groise success in geschaeft, the road to becoming Prime Minister and All Around Grober Mensch was short.

Doreen Ellen Bell-Dotan, Tzfat (Safed), Israel
DoreenDotan@gmail.com