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In A Tel Aviv Cafe

Two middle-aged Israeli women friends are sitting in a cafe. One is
of Polish Jewish descent, the other of Morrocan Jewish descent.

The woman of Moroccan Jewish descent looks up and says: "Oh no.
Looks like I'm going to have to be spreading my legs tonight."

"Why?", asks the woman of Polish Jewish descent.

"Because", says the woman of Moroccan Jewish descent, "I see my
husband getting off the bus with a bouquet of flowers."

"Don't you have a vase?" asks her friend.

Doreen